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Application To Date My Daughter
Personal Information

Personal Information

Name:   Age:  
Last, First, Middle    
Address:      
Street, City, State    
Religion:   Church:   Times attended last year:  
Wikipedia edit count:   Commons edit count:  
Administrator? Yes/No Arbiter? Yes/No Founder? Yes/No Number of Sockpuppets:  
Family Information

Family Information

Father’s Name:   # Marriages:   # Years:  
Address:          
Mother’s Name:   # Marriages:   # Years:  
Address:          
Non-Optional Questions

Non-Optional Questions

1. Do you own or drive a "van"? Yes/No (If yes, disregard the remainder of this form)
2. In 50 words or less, describe what "no" means to you:  
 
3. In 50 words or less, describe what "late" means to you:  
 
4. Where would you least like to be shot?  
5. Which is the last bone you want broken?  
6. What do you want to be if you grow up?  
7. Complete this sentence: A woman’s place is _______________________
8. What is my daughter’s name?  
9. Who, besides God, should you fear most?  
10. List Three Reliable References:  
 
 


Reliable References
• Parent’s name:  
• Phone:  
• Daughter’s name:  
• Reason:  
• Eligible to redate?  
• Relationship ended  


Special Note: If accepted, there is a $50 deposit per date. Forfeited if her return is even 1 minute late. If over 30 minutes late, refer to question #5.

Dad’s Use Only

Dad’s Use Only

Looks Like   Status
Brad Pitt   No Way
David Letterman   Rejected
Pee-wee Herman   Maybe