User:Boxingsquirrel

The boxing squirrel is well known for her sneers and attacks at the mention of Wikipedia, but now she has to deal with it for class. Although these words will never leave her mouth, she is becoming comfortable with this whole wiki thing. She has Scott "The Big Shot" Alberts to thank for her exposure to the world of the free online encyclopedia, so blame him if anything she does goes awry.

The Basics[edit]

The boxing squirrel is in fact a squirrel that boxes.
Scientists have yearned for centuries to study her, but she is so stealthy that they have yet to figure out how.
Her boyfriend lives in a hidden cave below Thousand Hills State Park, where, in the winter, he is often mistaken for a mole.
Although she practices up to five times a week, her aspirations of becoming a Belly Dance Superstar have been thwarted thus far because she and her roommate are conjoined at the hip.